Joke: 

Eighty Year Old Missy

Eighty year old Missy runs into the sitting room of an old age home and announces, "Whoever can guess what I have in my hand can have sex with me tonight!"  "Is it a whale?"  a senile old man asks her.  Missy looks around the room, thinking, then replies, "Yeah, that's close enough."

Other Jokes:  

• The Young American Woman  (Greek Joke)
• Blonde Joke
• Horse Ride
• The Old Man and the Woman
• Talking Parrot 
• Woman with a Problem 
• What's the difference between? 
• The Priest's Parrot  (Greek Joke)
• Little Johnny and his dad
• A man wins the lottery
• Monika Lewinsky at the dry cleaners
• Three Blondes walking through the Forest
• The Bear and the Rabbit