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The Old Man and the Woman
An old man and a woman were sitting on a porch. The
Old woman turns to the old man and without warning hits him in the
head knocking him off his chair. "What the hell was that
for!", yells the old man. She responds by, "That's for fifty
years of bad sex." The man then begins to think of
what just happened. A few minutes later the man reaches over and punches his
wife in the face hard enough to knock her off the porch and says,
"That's for knowing the difference."
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